International Business Machines…
Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company
General Mills
General Motors
American Telephone and Telegraph Company…
You seem to have it backwards. Companies being called Poopity Scoop is a modern phenomenon.
Companies have otherwise been named like this for centuries.
i havent heard a good jingle for any of those
(i didnt make the judgement you think i made. i simply said they are what i expected: very non-descript)