>the author exposes themselves as a filthy casual anyway by focusing on the work itself, as if Spotify were looking up a score
Isn't it the job of a DJ to pick a good recording? Petzold's test seems reasonable to me. As a classical listener, if I want a specific recording I'll just play that recording. The main function of the DJ is music discovery. Perhaps they know of good recordings I haven't already heard.
When was the last time you heard of a DJ doing classical?