>And it is close-enough -- it's at least as good as a fast-food hamburger.

It's not, though. Vegans that I know always proselytize about how "you can't even tell the difference" but I can tell the difference.

I don't understand the weird vegan obsession with eating fake food. Edible oil product "vegan cheese" and other junk.

If you want to eat meat, eat it. If you don't, don't. You do you, but don't try to sell me on disgusting fake food.