alt Hacker NewsInput: I am starting a new job at Google next Monday. I will work as a contractor cleaning toilets.
Output: I’m thrilled to announce that I’m starting a new chapter at Google this coming Monday! I’ll be joining the team as a specialized Environmental Maintenance Contractor, dedicated to optimizing facility hygiene and ensuring a world-class onsite experience. Grateful for this opportunity to contribute to such an innovative ecosystem! #NewBeginnings #GoogleLife #FacilitiesManagement #CareerUpdate
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GJim • today at 12:08 PM
> ensuring a world-class onsite experience
Bloody liar!
A 'world class' dump can only ever be achieved on the relaxing environs of ones own kazi. Never the workplace bogs.
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And in the reverse direction: “I'm starting a job as a janitor at Google on Monday.” Not bad.