Translate to Kamala Harris

Input: I have never visited the border.

Output: So, I have not been to the border. And I haven't been to Europe. And I mean, I don’t understand the point that you’re making. I'm not discounting the importance of the border, but we have to look at what is happening in terms of the context of the significance of the passage of time.

> Translate to trump

This is hilarious.

Input:

China good, US bad

Output:

China is doing a great job, frankly, they’re winning, they’re laughing at us! And the US, it’s a disaster, a total disgrace, we have people who don’t know what they’re doing, it’s a very sad situation, believe me!

Input: Checks out.

Output: It checks out, believe me, it checks out perfectly! Everyone is saying it, the smart people, the best people, they look at it and they say, "Sir, it’s 100% true!" We have the best records, the most beautiful records anyone has ever seen, unlike the Radical Left and the Fake News who want to hide the truth. It’s a total verification, a complete win, and frankly, it’s something the likes of which this country has never seen before!