Honestly, it's even more funny than I expected

Input: F*ck you

Output:

> I’m not sure we’re aligned on this, so let’s circle back when our priorities are better synchronized.

Alternatives:

> I’ll take that under advisement and loop in the broader team for their perspective.

> Per my previous email, I believe the current roadmap already addresses the core requirements.

> I appreciate your input, but we’ve decided to move in a different direction to better optimize our resources.

> I’m happy to discuss this further once you’ve had a chance to review the documentation I provided.