Oh thanks! I looked but I missed that.
So, I need to be super rich? Thats sad.
No, you need to be at least a medium-sized corporation basically.
Then because your contract with Google is large enough to matter, they'll add your custom corporate branded fonts to your font dropdowns.
Why did we go from owning the software we run and being able to just modify things as we see fit to "You have to give Google a lot of money so you can have your own font in your own presentation"?
Where did things go this wrong?