Who are "we", and why would I care about them here?

There are situations where approximations are good enough for simulations, sure, but that's not the subject here.

I reject the idea that chatbots have feelings or intellect because they output text that is similar to what a human might write in some hypothetical situation or other. To the extent that they can have those properties, it is to the same extent as Clark Kent can, if one were to accept such a conflatory and confused discourse.