Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.

huhkerrf • today at 2:24 PM • 4 replies • view on HN

ndsipa_pomu • today at 6:11 PM

Chuck Norris never slept, he just waited

thiagoharry • today at 4:47 PM

And yet death was defeated. And with that, Chuck Norris took up its mantle.

wnevets • today at 2:59 PM

they were better when they were Vin Diesel jokes.

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moralestapia • today at 2:45 PM

Haha, good one.

I will have to steal this one for my upcoming valedictorian speech.

The crowd is going to love it.

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