You could try reading the TFA, and understanding that my comment was a joke (referring to Spinal Tap, of course) about those UIs, not a request for a knob with 11 divisions. Your knobs inspired by Spinal Tap have nothing to do with "the worst volume control UI in the world", about which the only thing I'm (jokily) concerned is whether they go up to 11, implying that having a horrible UI isn't relevant to me, only going up to 11 is ... this completely went over your head and I suspect that it still does. So the whoosh is because you completely missed what was going on here, and the second whoosh is because you missed the fact that I was the very person whose comment you responded to who called out your completely point-missing response with "whoosh".
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You could try reading the TFA, and understanding that my comment was a joke (referring to Spinal Tap, of course) about those UIs, not a request for a knob with 11 divisions. Your knobs inspired by Spinal Tap have nothing to do with "the worst volume control UI in the world", about which the only thing I'm (jokily) concerned is whether they go up to 11, implying that having a horrible UI isn't relevant to me, only going up to 11 is ... this completely went over your head and I suspect that it still does. So the whoosh is because you completely missed what was going on here, and the second whoosh is because you missed the fact that I was the very person whose comment you responded to who called out your completely point-missing response with "whoosh".
Over and out. I won't respond again.