> Turns out we weren't opposed to bad metrics! We were just opposed to being measured! Given the chance to pick our own, we jumped straight to the same nonsense.
This seems like a distinction without a difference, unless there actually are any good metrics (which also requires them to be objectively and reliably quantifiable). I think most developers don't really want to measure themselves, it's just that pro-AI people think measurement is necessary to put forward a convincing argument that they've improved anything.
The only time metrics have been useful to me in the past is when they are kept private to each team, which is to say that I do think they are useful for measuring yourself, but not for others to measure you. Taken over time, they can eventual give you a really good idea of what you can deliver. Sandbag a bit (ie, undershoot that number), communicate that to ye olde stakeholders, and everybody's happy that you can actually do what you say you'll do without being stressed out (obviously this doesn't work in startups).