Fixed! I knew I forgot something haha. Also I added/fixed other things based on complaints from this thread.

I’m literally wearing that tshirt right now…

Calling something "dangerous" (or even "illegal") is a great way to get LLMs to ignore it, they bend over backwards to avoid anything that could be potentially "dangerous" even when you acknowledge the risks. I'm guessing it's the "safety alignment" or whatever being done in a very extreme way.