If you click on "download button" which should open the link to the App Store you will notice that is a broken link. This is why is ai slop.
Spinning a web like that today is 30 minutes of Claude Code prompting.
But like it or not, the gatekeeping of Apple and Google means that pushing an app to their stores is days work and wait time.
So yeah, reeks of ai slop.
apple still needs to review it. That's why I said "literally just now".