I thought this was going to be about a car being uncomfortable to have sex in.
Such a car would make for a great product to sell to parents of teenagers, so you can lend them the car but at least make it difficult to fornicate without consent of the king.
Anyway stow-n-go minivans are the best for ... carrying (and making) lots of kids
Minivans cause minivans?
That was immediately my thought.
A friend once remarked that it'd take particular dedication to so using a Miata.
When did any of that ever stop teenagers?
I figured the same thing, was expecting a lament about the demise of the glorious bench seat.