Hmmmm maybe someone should come up with a SYSTEM to organize NAMES for ips, maybe using hierarchical DOMAINs.... Oh wait.
Your bad attempt at humor makes it quite clear that you've never dealt with network engineering or administrating to any extent.
Admitting that ipv6 has some downsides, however minor they may seem to you, won't hurt your quest to render ipv4 obsolete.
In fact being less insufferable is how you win people to your causes, not by laughing at their genuine albeit minor issues.
We could abbreviate that to SND!