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phrotomatoday at 11:45 AM3 repliesview on HN

Early in my career I spent some years working at the biggest bank in Canada, they were (and still are) an enormous IBM customer. Hardware, software, consulting, and probably lots of other things I had no visibility into.

Beneath the countless layers of VMs and copious weird purpose built gear like Tandem and Base24 for the ATMs was a whole bunch of true blue z/OS powered IBM mainframes chugging through thousands and thousands of interlocking COBOL programs that do everything from moving files between partner banks all over the world, moving money between accounts, compounding interest, and extracting a metric shitton of every type of fee imaginable.

If you know z/OS there's work available until your retirement. Miserable, pointless, banal, and archaic legacy as fuck mainframe work.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandem_Computers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASE24

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z/OS


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parthdesaitoday at 11:52 AM

I don't how exaggerated this story is, but one of my buddies did his internship at TD. One of his skip managers told him if you know COBOL there are departments that will give you a blank cheque during salary ngotiation.

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chasd00today at 12:50 PM

> purpose built gear like Tandem

Tandem! Now there's a name i haven't heard in a long time. A college friend of mine worked with some of their stuff right out of college and I still remember him telling me about it. It seemed like magic, we were both floored with the capabilities.

/we were in our early 20s and the inet was just taking off so there were lots of "magic" everywhere

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functional_devtoday at 12:39 PM

is it that bad? maybe that is a secret for a long life. I want a job that never disappears :)