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b00ty4breakfasttoday at 12:38 PM1 replyview on HN

boy you almost got me, ha. I need to get off the internet


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Mordisquitostoday at 3:46 PM

Good luck unsubscribing from the Internet. Our dependency on it is the final boss of dark patterns.

An old web surfer paddles past a pair of young social media users. “Morning youngsters! How's the internet today?”

The two users look at each other, puzzled for a few moments. Eventually one leans towards the other's ear and whispers “What the heck is the internet?”