No joke, I worked at a place where in our copy of system headers we had to #define near and far to nothing. That was because (despite not having supported any systems where this was applicable for more than a decade) there was a set of files that were considered too risky to make changes in that still had dos style near and far pointers that we had to compile for a more sane linear address space. https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/c/what-are-near-far-and-huge-p...

Now, I'm just a simple country engineer, but a sane take on risk management probably doesn't prefer de facto editing files by hijacking keywords with template magic compared with, you know just making the actual change, reviewing it, and checking it in.