Who amongst us has NOT had a little teleport at 2am? /s
He also claims to have teleported to (of all places) a ditch. What could possibly explain this phenomenon?
Came here to say this. If you want to find someone who has teleported to food, head to a Waffle House or Denny's at 2 am in a college town.
Reminds me of this old article from The Onion:
Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour https://theonion.com/phantom-diner-appears-only-to-those-in-...