> When chatGPT can finally one-shot Microsoft product queries with the correct platform, release, license, and 'gotchas'.. I'll know we've hit AGI.

In that case a simple few lines of whatever language you prefer would class as "AGI". Here's a sample session using the non-existing oracle.sh tool;

   oracle.sh 'tell me how to do ${thing} in Microsoft ${product} and which licence requirements that brings'
 
   (computer noises)

   oracle: Avoid using Microsoft ${product}, use one of the alternatives listed in this web search: 

      https://search.engine.org/search?q=alternatives%20to%20Microsoft%20${product}