usually when you call something "evergreen" it's not 2 months old

I was expecting a circa 1993 rambling essay, pal.

Is the joke that the guy is drinking bad coffee?

This seems more telling on the artist who, I guess, believes that if you have taste in any field, it will manifest itself as wearing stylish clothes. I see their most recent blog post is analyzing luxury brands, so I think I'm on point here.

Sounds like I’d better run out and buy an Arcteryx vest.

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What's evergreen about it?