I know this is a joke, but you did it wrong. There are obviously people (like me) who have had DHMO and are not dead.

100% of the people who have died have been exposed to DHMO.

Truly, we can eliminate the null hypothesis because only ~93% of humans who have ever lived have died. [0] [1]

[0] https://www.prb.org/news/how-many-people-have-ever-lived-on-... [1] https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

I like the formulatiom that 100% of the cancer tumors have DHMO and no one has done anything about it.

> and yet nobody does anything about it

So dismissive of all the transhumanist efforts to eradicate death!