Last year our bakery business got blocked from Google Maps. Reason: Your business is not eligible...

Yep, apparently a brick and mortar bakery isn't eligible for Google Maps. Obviously bogus. I appealed over and over again, rereading the rules, watching every dumb YouTube video, fixing every minor imagined transgression I could think of and each time just got another BS automated "your business is not eligible...".

Pretty much gave up them my partner decided to try one more time. In Vietnamese.

We had both been trying, she in Vietnamese, me in English, but this time she tried it at about 10:30pm local time and apparently it got routed to a bored Vietnamese speaker in the California help center, who fixed it immediately.

So it is possible but it'll take some weird combination of luck and timing.