Writing this from a corporate win11 computer, the whole thing is so laggy, it's unbelievable. Last year, I had revived my old desktop from 2007 with an intel Q6600, windows xp and a clicky dying HDD, and that thing flied compared to this. Dear Microsoft and its partners (Especially DELL!), what the hell happened?!
I'd say most big companies are rent-seekers which also happen to do <whatever>.
So, what happened is Microsoft is first a rent-seeker and afterwards, a service and software company.
The fix may vary, but I'm guessing the diagnosis is rather less divisive.
Corporate Windows == CrowdStrike, Sentinel One, or other US Government in disguise Malware.
In some sense, "you did".
Your actions, intentional and direct or not, allowed for one more sale of Win11 and an accompanying sad Dell computer, giving them the signal (however weak from you as one single individual) that whatever crap they have been doing up to now, still is a good choice in order to sell one of those combinations.