>As an Englishman, I don't need lectures on my language.

An Englishman? You mean Englandian. English is a language, you can't lump everyone who speaks it into one category.

>English isn't controlled by a central authority

Exactly. And the Englandian usage has no superiority over any other.

>The USA does not own the continent as much as the CIA tries.

Maybe not, but we do own the UK (: