I am siding with the group that opens bananas from the bottom.

That depends on which side of "our values" you are talking about.

Are you orange team or green team?

negotiations on petrol rights still ongoing.

This got me thinking. Do chimpanzees try and mate with pre pubescent young or is that somehow nature gated?

The Western Ngogo are clearly trying to spread the values of democracy and equality to the backwards Central Ngogo society that also happens to also have resources important to the Western Ngogo

Central Ngogo has complained that every time it's tried to democratically elect a leader, that leader had been overthrown by Western Ngogo—creating an environment that is hostile to anyone other than WN having a so-called "democracy". CN has also criticized WN as ultimately just being "oligarchy with extra steps" and creating an empire that requires the subjugation of CN.