In Greek mythology, Procrustes (/proʊˈkrʌstiːz/; Greek: Προκρούστης Prokroustes, "the stretcher [who hammers out the metal]"), also known as Prokoptas, Damastes (Δαμαστής, "subduer") or Polypemon, was a rogue smith and bandit from Attica who attacked people by stretching them or cutting off their legs, so as to force them to fit the size of an iron bed
I can't figure out if you meant that or not, it kinda fits. (No pun intended)
well yes and no, i meant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthogonal_Procrustes_problem which, yes, is named for that stretchster