Does Aphyr give himself a limit of 6 semicolons ? If their editor returns, will this count drop to 0?

(And before anyone brings pitch forks out, this is what they wrote in a previous article:

> “Cool it already with the semicolons, Kyle.” No. I cut my teeth on Samuel Johnson and you can pry the chandelierious intricacy of nested lists from my phthisic, mouldering hands. I have a professional editor, and she is not here right now, and I am taking this opportunity to revel in unhinged grammatical squalor.

My life was made poorer for knowing that semicolons are apparently a sin, but richer for the rebellion.