I've been reading it for a couple years already, where have yall been looking? At marketing materials?

See e.g. https://aphyr.com/tags/the-future-of-everything-is-lies-i-gu...

(That whole series is also available as PDF; I recommend printing it, spiral-binding the printout kinda like a pirated college textbook, and surreptitiously leaving it in cafes and the like.)