> The Manifesto sayeth naught of Daily Standups, nor Agile Coaches

The manifesto says "Stop trying to micromanage your programmers."

It's written vaguely and politely but its spirit is the opposite of mandating daily meetings ("processes"), having trained coaches, or any metrics like story points ("tools").

As the explanation says:

> Build projects around motivated individuals. Give them the environment and support they need, and trust them to get the job done.