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kruncktoday at 2:15 PM1 replyview on HN

Imagine associating $DEITY with war, slaughter, and destruction. I prefer the mineral $DEITY.


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ErroneousBoshtoday at 3:18 PM

I can get behind a God that just makes cool rocks.

Gabriel: "Hey, God, what's doing?"

God: "Oh, well, I just got a big lump of boron so I'm trying to get it to crystallise out with all this silicon and alumina. If it works I think I'll have the tiny people call it 'tourmaline'. Yeah, look at that stuff, look at it go!"