Roald Dahl also wrote a story about two dudes who wanted to try each other's wives without getting consent from said wives so they swapped places in the middle of darkness and then the next morning, one of the dude's wives said to her husband, "Holy shit, whatever you did last night was amazing. I never liked doing the hot dog dance before but if you can keep doing what you did last night, I'll always be down!"
Why would you out of nowhere spoil a book like that?