No cross site scripts so they have that going for them. Better then 99% of the web already.

...and equally substanceless as anything coming out of National Design Studio.

Here's an almost identical one (design-wise): https://genesis.energy.gov/

And another one: https://techforce.gov/

And another one: https://safedc.gov/

All basically the same one-pager with different vibe-coded graphics and like 500 words of text.

I am trying to understand, are you saying marketing always needs to be hand-rolled?