> It didn’t take 25 years for SSL. SSH. Gzip encoding on HTTP pages. QUIC. Web to replace NNTP. GPRS/HSDPA/3G/4G/5G They all rolled out just fine and were pretty backwards and forwards compatible with each other.

You're comparing incremental rollout with migratory rollout for most of these; (not the mobile phone standards.) That's apples and oranges.

You can argue for other proposals. But at the end of the day the best you could've done is steal bits from TCP and UDP port numbers, which is... NAT. Other than that if you want to make a serious claim you need to do the work (or find and understand other people's work. It's not that people haven't tried before. They just failed.)

And, ultimately, this is quite close to typical political problems. Unpopular choices have to be made, for the benefit of all, but people don't like them especially in the short term so they don't get voted for.

> If they’d designed something that was easy to understand, […]

I can't argue on this since it's been far too long since I had to begin understanding IPv4 or IPv6… bane of experience, I guess.

> […] not too hard to implement quickly and easily, […]

As someone actually writing code for routers, IPv6 is easier in quite a few regards, especially link-local addresses make life so much easier. (Yet they're also a frequent point of hate. I absolutely cannot agree with that based on personal experience, like, it's not even within my window of possible opinions.)

> […] expected humans to parse hex […]

You're assuming hex is worse than decimal with binary ranges. Why? Of course it's clear to you that the numbers go to 256 because you're a tech person. But if you know that, you very likely also know hex. (And I'll claim the disjunct sets between these are the same size magnitude.)

Anyway I think I've bulletpointed enough, there's arguments to be made, and they have been made 25 years ago, and 20 years ago, and 15 years ago, and 10 years ago and 5 years ago.

Please, just stop. The herd is moving. If anything had enough sway, it would've had enough sway 15 years ago. Learn some IPv6. There's cool things in there. For example, did you know you can "ping ff02::1%eth0"?