> Making such generalizations will just lead to endless arguing

But 80% of all programming blog posts on the internet rely on being able to make sweeping generalizations across the ecosystem! Without this, we basically have nothing left to argue about.

Caring about tradeoffs, contexts, nuance and not just cargoculting our way into a distributed architecture for a app with 10 users just sounds so 90s and early 00s. We're now in the future and we're all outputting the same ̶t̶o̶k̶e̶n̶s̶ code, so obviously what is the solution in my case, surely must be the solution in your case too.