Oh joy, the old Onion News Network is back! Welcome back, Jim Haggerty! Some beautiful examples below…

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Today Now!: Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qYL_KT06-U

Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_5yR--35uqA

How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vuKnR8RvxHY