Add to Cook's impeccable timing, that he stepped out of CEO role and into Chairman on exactly his 65th birthday, the very day he became first eligible for his pension
Hahahah yeah no I don't think he cares about a pension - I think you may be out of touch on this one friend. That is the funniest comment I have seen.
edit: I can't stop laughing about this. Imagine one of the most powerful/wealthiest CEOs on the planet timing his exit to max out his pension plan/company perks. Thats comedy gold - Seinfeld or Larry David episode.
Being eligible for Medicare, Cook can finally afford to retire.