This is pretty radical, but what if, perhaps, the children touched grass instead of doom scrolling?

Lonely children aren’t the fault of the government, they’re the fault of parents who let them scroll TikTok in their rooms all day, because actually parenting would be difficult or inconvenient.

Right after the first truly global generation. Who would Norway sell weapons if everyone refused to go to wars?

God help us if Mark doesn't collect his fee between every one of our interactions, eh?