> Let me do an enforced pre-commit hook to run the jobs remotely on the forge and provide the feedback to the user before they push.

You have to 'push' the code to the forge to run it. This code is a 'branch' of the version that is on repo.

> The PR is approved or it's not approved

The code is either merged or it's not. Sure you can trivially add a snooze feature...

> I don't need 4 eyes on every change, especially in a universe where LLMs exist.

Huh, I do. Anyone thinking LLMs replace human review, when LLMs are already replacing the coders, is just vibe-coding, not building a reliable library.

> Stacked PRs are just better.

I have no idea what this really means honestly. You can stack multiple commits in a single PR. You can create PRs based on other MRs.

> A forge shouldn't do everything. Issue tracking yes. Kanban board, probably not.

The board has to live in-sync with the issues or it's not a board.