Specialty Produce is also great to check out for produce nerds. They have an app where people can report sightings of specialty produce at local produce markets, farmers markets, grocery stores, etc

https://www.specialtyproduce.com/

(also no affiliation)

This is hilarious thank you.

I used to work for some growers on various bits of custom systems and some of those fruit names were their big sellers.

Blanket apple ratings are silly. You need ratings for apple on hand, baking apple, pig apples, etc.