Don't forget the metric saying "99.97% of user have installed this" even though less than 1% of users know it exists, much less use it
Or "25% of users have used this in the last month" when it's made so easy to accidentally trigger it that the real usage is a few % at most.
Or "25% of users have used this in the last month" when it's made so easy to accidentally trigger it that the real usage is a few % at most.