Any solution that involves having to use a keyword to get the value returned from a function is such a poor design choice to me. Nearly every time I call a function I don't want to have to care if it is synchronous or not. I want the syntax and grammar (and illusion?) of one continuous thread of execution. The few times where I explicitly want to not wait are the places that should be special. This is why new languages should build in green threading from the start.