> SpaceX is extremely uniquely positioned to crush the rest of the world combined in order to orbital data centers

Sure, as long as your data center is 3x4m - size of a Starlink satellite (think Spinal Tap Stone Henge) . Anything bigger than that (i.e. actual data center sized) is going to require some assembly.

I've heard TeslaBot is good at folding shirts, and serving drinks (at least while teleoperated) - perhaps it can help?