You do you. I stick to the simplest reasonable definitions. From my perspective we are already in AGI, just the intelligence isn't quite on human level yet across the board.
I am yet to see anyone saying it's just like human, so it looks like you are mostly hallucinating that too.
You didn't address my point on GPT-2 vs 5.5. Your only relevant claim is that 5.5 talks very pretty vs 2 just pretty I assume. Well, you have to be blind to claim this is the main difference.