> Does it boot straight into NES games?
No.
> Does it have an NES cartridge slot?
No.
> Or controllers?
No.
> What about the never used expansion port on the bottom?
It does have an expansion port that I've never used.
> Is it in a NES shell?
No.
> [so it's not an NES, then]
It's mine, and I can call it whatever I want. :P
>It does have an expansion port that I've never used.
so not an NES one, then
>It's mine, and I can call it whatever I want. :P
that's fair, I call my switch lite a playstation 7. It'd be disingenuous to present it to others as an NES, however. If it meets most or all the criteria above, then it wouldn't be