> Perfect, that's exactly the message of despair we want to send! (How I imagine picking these speakers goes at every college campus)

AI-era commencement speeches should totally be gloating "Ha, ha! I'm going to get immensely rich, and most of you fools are going to end up in the gutter! Sucks to be you [sticks out tongue]! Great for me, me, me! AI. Is. Awesome."