> it would be weird to have a non macho dude play Achilles.

Odd. Remind me, wasn't it Achilles who spent a couple of years cross dressing as a girl while hiding out to avoid a fight?

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achilles_on_Skyros

  Buenos noches Senores y Senoras Bienvenidos

  La primera pregunta es: Que es mas macho, pineapple o knife?

  Well, let's see
  My guess is that a pineapple is more macho than a knife

  Si! Correcto! Pineapple es mas macho que knife
  La segunda pregunta es: Que es mas macho, lightbulb o schoolbus?

  Uh, lightbulb?
  No! Lo siento, Schoolbus es mas macho que lightbulb

  Gracias. And we'll be back in un momento