> You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle. -Bryan Cantrill
A few years back someone at work stuck their hand in the lawnmower. I've seen this happen a few times, but that time it ended with Oracle fining us for every VirtualBox install and the company sent The IT Spanish Inquisition around to make sure we all deleted it off our computers. Fun times.
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Because Oracle = Larry Ellison = The Lawnmower
> You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle. -Bryan Cantrill
A few years back someone at work stuck their hand in the lawnmower. I've seen this happen a few times, but that time it ended with Oracle fining us for every VirtualBox install and the company sent The IT Spanish Inquisition around to make sure we all deleted it off our computers. Fun times.