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Private Equity Bought America's Essential Services

315 pointsby NoRagretstoday at 12:00 PM369 commentsview on HN

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spyckie2today at 1:44 PM

The irony is that PEs exist largely because of pension funds. So to sum it up (not so nicely) we are transferring value from our current standard of living to pay for retirement checks for our old folks.

Pensions fund a significant part of PE and they do so because they need around a 7% return in order to look solvent. If they do not have the higher PE returns, they basically go out if cash in 10 years and everyone would scream bloody murder. But with the higher returns from PE they have 40-50 year runways and people can pretend everything is fine.

So PE firms exist to extract value from basically all high quality goods and services to show a high ROI to prop up pensions. They extract wealth by buying up companies and gutting the “extra” things in them - for luxury goods, it’s quality, customer service and warranties (like my venta humidifier or reformation dresses), for services it’s stripping the underlying excess risk management and quality control. One can argue that PEs make the business more efficient but in my opinion they just turn worker or consumer related benefits into profits (stakeholder and business benefits). It’s a transfer of value from worker and consumer to business and asset holders at a massive scale.

But sadly it’s not some evil dudes at the top doing this transfer, the market force behind it is because we promised old people way too aggressive paychecks when they retired. Pensions need to invest massive amounts of money into higher rates of return and PEs just happened to be the medium that is the most successful. Sure the people running the PE firm extract a ton of value drying up all luxury quality and robust services from the daily lives of working families, but their take home is a tiny fraction of the wealth they extract (but yes they take home a massive amount of wealth for an individual). Instead the wealth extracted shows up on a 1400$/m for some old person probably living in a retirement home somewhere.

So if you wanna fix or ban PE, solve pensions.

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scary-sizetoday at 1:57 PM

Huh, that somehow reminds me of Crassus from Rome [1]

> The first ever Roman fire brigade was created by Crassus. Fires were almost a daily occurrence in Rome, and Crassus took advantage of the fact that Rome had no fire department, by creating his own brigade—500 men strong—which rushed to burning buildings at the first cry of alarm. Upon arriving at the scene, however, the firefighters did nothing while Crassus offered to buy the burning building from the distressed property owner, at a miserable price. If the owner agreed to sell the property, his men would put out the fire; if the owner refused, then they would simply let the structure burn to the ground. After buying many properties this way, he rebuilt them, and often leased the properties to their original owners or new tenants.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus

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randusernametoday at 1:39 PM

Article doesn't really dig into the angle I personally find most horrifying, strip-mining social capital.

In my area PE is gobbling up mom-and-pop apartment complexes, plumbing companies, restaurants, and generally making customers and employees alike pretty miserable.

Hard-working founders should be able to cash out, but there has to be a better system than this one. Succession, maybe. Not that we should push an unmysterious destiny on our children, but maybe more ought to consider pulling one?

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dd36today at 12:47 PM

End consolidation. Go back to pre-1980s antitrust policy. Encourage competition and bust the trusts.

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sega_saitoday at 12:52 PM

I simply don't understand why leveraged buy-out(LBO) is allowed in the first place. It is like paying for the company with the money from the company you are buying.

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WarmWashtoday at 1:52 PM

Run from investing in PE, run as fast as you can.

I (and leaders at my PE-owned company) cannot say enough bad things about private equity. How anyone who managed to make money in their life decides PE is a good investment blows my mind.

We are now on our 5th PE firm in 10 years, and just completed a "PE lifecycle" of buy -> merge -> sell -> part out -> merge.

None of these PE firms bring anything to the table. Even the hundreds of billions AUM giants. They have zero interest in tangibly improving the company, and lots of interest in cheap window dressings meant to fool other PE firms. Not that they could do much else, because it's mostly business grads with minimal real world exposure, and hunger to be rich above all else.

The most critical thing to understand is that they pay themselves "advisory and oversight fees" for the incredibly difficult work of increasing sales targets 300%. These fees can eat 10% of our revenue, and is one click above theft. Trust me, they will lay-off 75% of the company before even considering cutting back their personal take. Never mind the fees they take from investors too. They bill both sides.

Also, if they kill some of the companies they acquire, it's the investors loss. It is not their loss. They still collect all their fees just the same.

There is a total misalignment between investors and PE firms, where PE firms just want to maximize their looting while investors think they are actually trying to improve the acquired companies. If the invesotrs do see gains, it's mostly because the firm successfully conned another firm into overpaying.

Run from investing in PE, run as fast as you can. Recently they changed the law to allow regular people to have PE in their retirement. They are running out of useful idiots, and want access to the general public. DO NOT FALL FOR IT

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herftoday at 1:22 PM

Link to the Musharbash article that spurred the congressional investigation (2025):

https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/did-a-private-equity-fire...

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jjmerletoday at 1:31 PM

Interesting seeing a quote from Sen. Josh Hawley that I agree with...

Quote (from article) “This didn’t just happen to you accidentally. This is a business decision, isn’t it? You keep these backlogs like this. […] Another word for this would be a heist. This sounds to me like private equity came in; bought up all of these small companies; combined them; shut down their production; rolled up a huge backlog; massive profits; stiffed these guys; and now you’re making out like bandits.”

SoftTalkertoday at 2:47 PM

"PE firms load acquired companies with debt, cut costs aggressively, then resell at a profit"

The last part never made sense to be. Where do they find willing buyers for these debt laden, hollowed out husks?

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elevationtoday at 1:43 PM

Not all PE problems are existential; they will be outcompeted.

What keeps a newly graduated Veterinarian from opening her own clinic and undercutting the PE competition? With no massive loans on her books, she can profitably offer lower prices than PE can. She may even drive the local PE clinic out of business.

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phkahlertoday at 1:42 PM

>> a structure where 50 to 90 percent of the purchase price is financed by debt, and that debt is loaded onto the balance sheet of the acquired company, not the firm making the acquisition.

This just seems wrong. The buyer takes out a loan, how does that become the responsibility of the company they purchased? I thought loans used to buy a business treated the business as collateral, like a home mortgage. What lender would participate in this? and why?

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fredleytoday at 12:59 PM

The people behind these funds are playing Monopoly IRL, and this in particular makes me very angry.

The UK high street has been a notable victim. Gradually, over the past couple of decades, company after company has been snapped up by PE. Not just shops, but restaurants too. Suddenly you realise that the 5 or 6 high street chains that were competing are now owned by the same fund. Quality collapses, prices rise, not just at one chain but everywhere. People stop going, the chain collapses, another empty unit, the fund moves on. It's easy to point at Amazon and internet shopping as having degraded the British high street, but there are several other factors, and PE is a big one.

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b3lvederetoday at 1:01 PM

Oh no!

Who would have guessed that turning social human constructions into businesses that 'have to make profits' could result in such deaths!?

What on earth could be next?

Defining margins again and again until these businesses suddenly actually are totally compliant and suddenly there are even more deaths?

Oh how will we ever solve this strange behaviour!?

/s^s

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danielmarkbrucetoday at 3:58 PM

PE isn't really the issue. Some things just shouldn't be run for profit - doesn't matter who the owner is.

nargellatoday at 4:47 PM

I think an unintended byproduct of prolonged cheap capital is an environment ripe with antitrust issues. I’m all for capitalism mentality but this feels like a logical extreme and is not good for the long term.

Other examples not mentioned: eggs, kids athletics, I’ve heard stories in fintech services as well

thecolorbluetoday at 1:59 PM

PE profits sound like other companies opportunities. Unless there are barriers to entry not covered in this article, I would think other companies could move in, deliver a fire truck faster and at a lower cost, and at least take a portion of the market that is able to switch.

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akudhatoday at 1:59 PM

If the waiting time for a fire truck is 4 years, can't fire departments import from abroad?

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dzongatoday at 5:30 PM

a.i written shit - no reading.

sanextoday at 2:12 PM

The theme I keep seeing in all of these problems about our economy is unfair access to debt. PE firms get a loan that you can't and then buy out your company? Giant megacorp get a loan for more than your companies value and make an offer you can't refuse. Billionaires live off loans instead of income and avoid paying income taxes. So many of our issues can be traced back to unfair access to debt. Too much cash in the system chasing returns. We need harder money.

bonsai_spooltoday at 12:58 PM

Setting aside the obviously LLM-generated headings (if not text), this is a serious problem. PE has purchased fire inspection companies in my city such that every company that needs these must contract with the same PE overlord no matter which of the previous 15 companies they used to work with.

The new PE overlord will do things like send you a bill for inspection after you inquire about their pricing ("Well, our guy was in the area so he took a look!") while billing you for gas from their home location.

This is disgusting on so many levels—no competition here at all, just oppression by those with a lot of money.

forshapertoday at 2:14 PM

If you go after an entire market, they'll close ranks. If you go after specific business groups (such as REV), they'll probably be easier to divide and rule.

c54today at 1:52 PM

Good article and discussion but I couldn’t find anything about the author? There’s no bylines or about page anywhere on the site.

Does anyone know about the source?

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clearstacktoday at 2:47 PM

look at the interest expense line on any PE-backed company 10-K. healthy operating business, absurd debt load. the business doesnt decline — the capital structure slowly kills it.

amazingamazingtoday at 1:02 PM

Seems strange to me:

1. No one forced these people to sell. Is the idea that you can’t sell to an entity with more money? If you block that good luck with the world economy.

2. If above is ok is the idea that the new owner is inherently worse because they have more money, whereas as the smaller would be OK then where are the new entrants?

3. Going to the article it is clear enough. These industries just are not lucrative to begin with. PE buys them and raises prices, but this only works because people complain instead of starting rival business.

4. Somehow leaving money on the table in the form of a backlog is bad? Why don’t others start a business and take those orders? Why don't they? Not profitable or worth the hassle.

Well there you go.

Separately, American manufacturing just seems very uncompetitive.

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xrdtoday at 2:45 PM

See also Matt Stoller on fire truck private equity:

https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/did-a-private-equity-fire...

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thelastgallontoday at 2:08 PM

PEs own a LOT more than whats on the article. All kinds of home repair (HVAC, Plumbing, electric), child care, dental offices and many others. They buy the local companies, keep the same name (so folks think it is the owner/local company with awesome yelp reviews), enshittify, jack up prices and extract as much as possible with smooth talking sales people.

Ozzie_osmantoday at 2:53 PM

This is a racket and should be illegal.

reenoraptoday at 1:46 PM

ZIRP created a level of absurd wealth such that the ultra wealthy can buy large swathes of things that they never could before, and they’re doing it. And societal norms and laws can’t keep up with it to protect us from them.

Now they are buying fire stations, dentist offices, ski resorts, whatever the fuck they can think of and then raise the prices. Something needs to be done to stop this.

philipwhiuktoday at 1:21 PM

Leveraged buyout should be illegal.

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swayam_41today at 2:10 PM

I really like the model, privatising it can be far better as a private firm employee & equipment's will work better also if execution is correct, it can be cheaper and more productive.

pickledishtoday at 4:20 PM

clicks

> When a fire truck fails to deploy in a burning building and four people die, the cause isn’t just mechanical failure. It’s a business model.

leaves

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carabinertoday at 4:08 PM

PE are the management equivalents of slumlords.

bkotoday at 12:57 PM

The premise is that PE firms invest in companies, load them up with debt, and maximize profit. And it's especially nefarious in industries where people have "no choice but to pay"

> The result is a backlog that reads like a financial opportunity in earnings calls and a crisis in every fire station in the country. As of 2025, REV Group’s backlog stands at $4.5 billion. Wait times for a custom fire truck run to four years. Prices have doubled in a decade: a pumper truck now costs around $1 million; a ladder truck runs over $2 million. Profit margins in the industry have tripled — from the historic 4-to-5 percent range to over 13 percent.

The article goes on to talk about how a backlog is actually genius. Here's a quote from a senator:

> “This didn’t just happen to you accidentally. This is a business decision, isn’t it? You keep these backlogs like this. […] Another word for this would be a heist. This sounds to me like private equity came in; bought up all of these small companies; combined them; shut down their production; rolled up a huge backlog; massive profits; stiffed these guys; and now you’re making out like bandits.”

So you make money by ... not delivering? I'm missing something.

> The fire truck industry is the most publicly documented case, but the underlying playbook — acquire, consolidate, reduce supply, extract margin — appears across essential sectors with alarming consistency.

Sure, anyone can reduce supply and increase prices if they're a large enough supplier. But companies don't produce up to the point where marginal price is equal to marginal cost out of the goodness of their heart. It's the profit maximizing level. This is economics 101. The article doesn't even try to explain beyond hand waving. No one cares about profit margin, they care about maximizing profit, and you don't do that by creating backlogs. So something is off here and the author is either too incompetent to ask basic questions or just wants to write another PE bad article

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Brushfiretoday at 12:53 PM

Why is there so much attention paid to the buyer (private equity) and no attention paid to the folks who sold the businesses to them?

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senderistatoday at 2:03 PM

This subject deserves better than an AI slop article.

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lenerdenatortoday at 1:24 PM

Again, we have broken higher risk, higher reward.

If you just keep gutting companies with leveraged buyouts, you're not taking on any real risk.

If you're buying up firms that deliver "essential services", you're likely engaging a monopoly. Again, low risk, high reward. A direct violation of the rules of how investments should work. Regulate the monopoly and this goes away.

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andaitoday at 1:15 PM

Who controls the spice...

basiswordtoday at 1:27 PM

It's the same around the world. 99% of the time if something has gone to shit, it's because it was bought by private equity and milked for every last penny.

game_the0rytoday at 2:53 PM

This is "you will own nothing and you will be happy" in practice.

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