alt Hacker NewsNew PR: revert GitHub software and infrastructure to version of June 1st, 2018.
New PR: disable new user signups for 6 months
HR initiative: all future KPIs automatically require three-nines availability; all bonuses are forfeited, regardless of accomplishments, if annual availability falls below target
HR initiative: fire CEO and CTO
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0xblinq • today at 5:32 PM
Finance initiative: Undo the Microsoft purchase
thr0w4w4y1337 • today at 4:42 PM
Github does not have a CEO
New PR: disable Github API New PR: block (ai) bots through attestation to make usage predictable